I am too old to be lying, If you can’t keep it real with me, stay the fuck away from me shirt, hoodie, tank top


✅ Good price.

✅ Limited edition version & High-quality products.

✅ Delivery information ( follow tracking code in your email ).




Alishirts.com is an online store founded by two friends in a small apartment in Philadelphia, specializing in print-on-demand apparel. With the ideal of becoming one of the best online print-on-demand store, through time and time , we always try and improve ourselves to bring our customers the highest quality products and the best services. Therefore, we are making more and more efforts, more and more perfecting ourselves to be able to match our customers.

1. Select a desired product, colour, and size.
Because our products are made on demand, your favourite designers are always available, and you should be able to select the product that best suits your needs.
Please refer to our sizing chart to ensure you purchase the correct item and size.

2. Select the “Add to cart” option.
Tip: Buying two or more items will gain you a significant discount.

3. Navigate to the Cart Viewing Page by clicking the cart icon on the top left of the product page.
Tip: You can check your shipping fee on the Cart Page by entering your state/province.

4. Proceed to the checkout age.
Fill out the checkout form & payment information, and hit “Place Order” – you will be taken to Paypal/Stripe (please note: we do not keep any record of your payment information on our website, your info related to this matter will proceed on our payment gateways).

5. Once the order has been processed, the system will send you a confirmation email.
You can only modify the order details within the first twenty-four hours after successfully placing an order.

6. If you receive a damaged product due to printing or shipment, please contact us so that we can send you a new replacement product at no additional cost.
If you have any inquiries, don’t hesitate to contact us through the chat feature on this page or email us at [email protected] Your contentment is directly proportional to our joy. We appreciate your interest and the trust you’ve placed in us.

Please navigate to the Shipping Policies Page for detailed information, or click Here

Today I bring you the summer romance. So I’ve been on vacay and I’ve been sick so I’ve watched a few cute little flicks over on Netflix. Great movies, very entertaining. Make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But it got me thinking, who actually has a summer romance like those movies?

I am too old to be lying

I can honestly say hand on heart not me. I’ve attempted quite a few times to have a relationship with someone in summer and they have not really ever turned into anything like I imagined in my mind. There was the one night stand that turned into hooking up where it should have been left. Great guy, nice. Amazing lover. Took me to a movie once and bought me popcorn. Not summer romance material. Then there was the one who destroyed my heart into 10 million pieces. We hung out a lot. Now that I look back I probably (insert definitely) intentionally turned up to places he was going to be at and forced the situation a lot. We slept together and I did absolutely anything he asked of me to get to spend time with him but again, not a summer romance.I am too old to be lying

Keep it real with me

It also got me to thinking do they actually exist or do we put so much emphasis on them that we drive them away by thinking about them constantly? It seems so perfect in your mind, you go to a bar or a party and run into a guy you used to know at school or a cute stranger that rescues you from an awkward social situation. You ditch the party and hang out at some magical secret spot laughing and having a roar of a time. He walks you home or to the train, Uber, taxi and you think hey this was fun and ask him for his number. Keep it real with me You swap digits and then comes the so I’m not looking for anything right now, let’s just hang and be friends text. Then cue music montage of you hanging out doing cute things – movies, riding bikes, swimming at the local waterhole/river/lake, learning something from him, eating out. Don’t forget lots of laughter. Then after weeks of hanging out being mates, the kiss. The world stops and everything is magical and tender and passionate. IRL – doesn’t happen. Sometimes the kiss is awkward, gross (slobbery, tongue where it ain’t needed, pash rash) hell I once head butted a guy so hard going in for the first kiss I actually saw a flash and woke up with a golf ball sized lump on my head the next day.

Stay the fuck away from me

So now you’ve kissed – cute right! So now your hanging out still, but you’re getting closer, touching, snuggling up together. Then the sex happens. And it’s so romantic and dreamy and he’s gentle and loving and it’s just beautiful and not weird or awkward at all. Wrong Hahahaha! Stay the fuck away from me You’ve probably been out and had 5 tequila shots and your weight in bourbon (again maybe just me) so you’re drunk as hell, or you’re in a rush before someone comes home or you plan it out in your mind and then it actually happens and you’re really disappointed.

I am too old to be lying, If you can’t keep it real with me, stay the fuck away from me shirt, hoodie, tank top

Wearing this “I am too old to be lying, If you can’t keep it real with me, stay the fuck away from me shirt, hoodie, tank top” and have a glass. It is summer and it is fresh. Why not add more freshness to this awesome season? Beside it is awesome. Such a comfortable shirt can be wear 24/7. It made of 100% cotton and won’t shrink in the dryers. Thus, there is no better way of spreading the relaxation than wearing the message physically. The lovely message of sharing is caring is the utmost important message. Let join hand together and we will get this “I am too old to be lying, If you can’t keep it real with me, stay the fuck away from me shirt, hoodie, tank top”. This 100% cotton product is 100% effective in loving to chillax night.


1 2 ... 32
Soft shirts! Good quality! Quick delivery!
3 4
Amy S
The clothes is great for slim fit both for men and women.

Sometimes you need that simple colorful t-shirt that fits just right.

I was very happy wit...More
The clothes is great for slim fit both for men and women.

Sometimes you need that simple colorful t-shirt that fits just right.

I was very happy with my shopping experience and the clothes arrived quickly.
2 1
Mackenzie Evans
Easy website, great prices!
2 0
Pamela Nottingham
These are honest-to-goodness 100% cotton T-shirts! Very cool and comfortable.
1 1
Shirts came in fast and were very good quality for the price b
7 2
Ashley Bryant
Great prices, super quick shipping, all around great store. Definitely using them for all future purchases!
4 2
Virginia H
I have ordered many times from you. I love your product-both the quality of the items as well as the price.
4 1
Bruce Stockberger
Really nice selection of mens clothing at excellent prices! Fast delivery and the only clothing store I will buy from on the Net!
2 1
1 2 ... 32