70 feet and 40 tons makes a hell of a Suppository Back off and give us room shirt

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This fuck up happened about a year and a half ago, while I was in college. Lemme give a bit of background to ya’ll first. So I had noticed some blood on my toilet paper throughout the week, and I finally worked up the nerve to go to the doctor about it. After an embarrassing visit to the doctor, I was diagnosed with an anal fissure. I was prescribed suppositories over the next month to aid with the rectal bleeding.

70 feet and 40 tons makes a hell of a Suppository

So I get the suppositories from the pharmacy, and bring them to my apartment. This is where the fuck up began. I didn’t really bother reading the directions on how to administer the suppository. I figured it was simple enough. Put it up your butt and carry on with your day. I had never put anything up my ass in this point in my life, I’ve only dealt with shit coming out. So before I went to class I tucked it in there to what I thought was far enough. It wasn’t.
I finished my morning ritual, walked to the bus, and headed to class. Before class, I had to pee, so I went to use the restroom. While I was peeing, I had to fart. Luckily, no one else was in the bathroom with me at the time so I let one rip. What I heard next horrified me. A wet/airy plopping sound emitted from my asshole. It was like somebody blowing a mud-covered trumpet against a wall. My eyes widened in panic, and I looked around just to confirm no one was in the bathroom with me. 70 feet and 40 tons makes a hell of a Suppository Back off and give us room shirt There still wasn’t. No big deal. I went to class after that.
I was a few minutes late, and if you’ve ever been late to class, you’ll know that a lot of people turn their heads to see who is coming in late and disturbing the lecture. Of course this happened, and multiple people looked my way. Ah, no worries, this has happened before. I sat down in a seat in the front by someone I knew. As soon as I sat down, he looked at me and gave me a disgusted look. I had no idea why. I figured he was just being silly. Whatever.

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I carried on throughout my day. I had two classes after that. Then I headed to the bus. As I walked down the aisle of the bus, people kept turning there heads, giving me puzzled looks and scrunched noses. What’s going on?? The guy I sat behind turned around, looked at me, then quickly turned back around. I was feeling very self conscious at this point, but all I could do was plug in my headphones and stare out the window for the rest of the 30 minute bus ride. 70 feet and 40 tons makes a hell of a Suppository Back off and give us room shirt I got off the bus, hiked up to my apartment, and immediately stripped for a shower.
That’s when it hit me. My boxers were covered in a liquid and a smell that I can’t really describe well. A smell of shit mixed with some kind of chemical wafted up to my nose. It was awful. Gag-inducing. I realized that I had been cruising around campus ALL DAY with shitty suppository liquid coating my ass and jeans. Everyone I walked by that day HAD to have smelled it at some point. I was mortified. All I could do was shower, wash my clothes, and try to leave my recent memories at the bottom of an ashed bong bowl.

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The clothes is great for slim fit both for men and women.



Sometimes you need that simple colorful t-shirt that fits just right.



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